238 lines
7.7 KiB
HTML
238 lines
7.7 KiB
HTML
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data-uk-sticky
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<main>
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src="http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/gtv-videos-bucket/sample/BigBuckBunny.mp4"
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loop
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<div class="uk-inline">
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<div class="uk-position-bottom-left uk-position-md">
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<h1 class="uk-h1 !text-6xl text-background">Echoes Behind Closed Doors</h1>
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section class="uk-container">
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<h1 class="uk-h1">The Joke Tax Chronicles</h1>
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<p class="uk-text-lead mt-4">
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Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was a very lazy king who
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spent all day lounging on his throne. One day, his advisors came to
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him with a problem: the kingdom was running out of money.
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</p>
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<h2 class="uk-h2 mt-4">The King's Plan</h2>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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The king thought long and hard, and finally came up with a
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<a class="uk-link" href="#">brilliant plan</a>: he would tax the jokes
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in the kingdom.
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</p>
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<blockquote class="uk-blockquote">
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"After all," he said, "everyone enjoys a good joke, so it's only fair
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that they should pay for the privilege."
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</blockquote>
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<h3 class="uk-h3 mt-4">The Joke Tax</h3>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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The king's subjects were not amused. They grumbled and complained, but
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the king was firm:
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</p>
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<ul class="uk-list uk-list-disc mt-4">
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<li>1st level of puns: 5 gold coins</li>
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<li>2nd level of jokes: 10 gold coins</li>
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<li>3rd level of one-liners : 20 gold coins</li>
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</ul>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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As a result, people stopped telling jokes, and the kingdom fell into a
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gloom. But there was one person who refused to let the king's
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foolishness get him down: a court jester named Jokester.
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</p>
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<h3 class="uk-h3 mt-4">Jokester's Revolt</h3>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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Jokester began sneaking into the castle in the middle of the night and
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leaving jokes all over the place: under the king's pillow, in his
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soup, even in the royal toilet. The king was furious, but he couldn't
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seem to stop Jokester.
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</p>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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And then, one day, the people of the kingdom discovered that the jokes
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left by Jokester were so funny that they couldn't help but laugh. And
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once they started laughing, they couldn't stop.
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</p>
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<h3 class="uk-h3 mt-4">The People's Rebellion</h3>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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The people of the kingdom, feeling uplifted by the laughter, started
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to tell jokes and puns again, and soon the entire kingdom was in on
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the joke.
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</p>
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<table class="uk-table uk-table-divider uk-table-striped mt-4">
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<thead>
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<tr>
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<th>King's Treasury</th>
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<th>People's happiness</th>
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</tr>
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</thead>
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Empty</td>
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<td>Overflowing</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Modest</td>
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<td>Satisfied</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>Full</td>
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<td>Ecstatic</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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The king, seeing how much happier his subjects were, realized the
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error of his ways and repealed the joke tax. Jokester was declared a
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hero, and the kingdom lived happily ever after.
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</p>
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<p class="uk-paragraph">
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The moral of the story is: never underestimate the power of a good
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laugh and always be careful of bad ideas.
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</p>
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</section>
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</main>
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